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what a time to be alive
#IMPORTANT QUESTION: COULD A DUDE FUCK HIS OWN ASS WITH THIS #I THINK THE ANSWER MIGHT BE YES????
Now you’re thinking with portals.
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(Source: ethlandor)
je tombe sur les traces de pattes d’un cerf dans la neige
i fall on the paw prints of a deer in the snow
I want everyone to know that, as a (former? half-way?) French major, I translated this in my head as, “I fall on the clues of steps of a stag in the snow.”
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WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS
ON APRIL FUCKING 2ND
(Source: narrowstaircase)
toupaloops asked: Who are you?
What? When did you ask me this? Just now? Is this a real question? WHO AM I…TWO FOUR SIX OH ONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I am a secretary now.
With a headset and a company email address and a company phone. #business?
(Source: infinitezest)
